My kid is funny. He already has a great sense of humor and he is only 4. Here are some of my favorite Ethanisms...
Me: Ethan, do you still play with Channing at school?
Ethan: Yeah...
Me: Is she still your girlfriend?
Ethan: No...
Me: Well why not, you don't like her anymore?
Ethan (shrugging his shoulders): Mommy, sometimes... you just have to break.
-lesson learned - Ethan will end a relationship it if it's not right, but will remain friends...
Ethan: Mom I need to ex somebody.
Me: "ex" somebody? what do you mean?
Ethan: You know... push buttons on your phone to make words...
-lesson learned - Ethan is going to be tech-savvy and will text a lot...
(after buying Ethan a plastic sword at the fair)
Ethan: Mommy! Now I can cut bad monsters. I can cut them in their tummies and they will bweed!
-lesson learned - Don't ever let Ethan see me as a "bad monster".
Ethan's prayer in song (which he sings before every meal at home)
"God our Father, God our Father
We thank you, We thank you
For our many blessings, For our many blessings
God, aw man, God, aw man. - Amen."
I love him. Pictures will be posted soon...
